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I made a solemn vow to the Gossip Heavens that I would not mention Tom Cruise or Britney Spears this week. We all know by now that Tommy’s spawn has emerged from the spacecraft and Britney still can’t figure out what to do with that tot she squeezed out. And since I’m not talking about either of these stars, I definitely won’t tell you about the US Weekly-confirmed report that Britney is going for seconds at the baby buffet. I just won’t do it.

heather vs. denise

Today, we’ll address a much hotter topic of conversation. It’s the one word that gets men’s ears perched, tongues hanging and tails wagging: Catfight!

Picture this: In one corner, you’ve got blonde bombshell Denise Richards, and in the other is the ageless Heather Locklear. What could possibly have caused a rift between these two gal pals, you ask? Why none other than Bon Jovi guitarist Richie Sambora.

See, while Heather is in the process of divorcing the rock star, Denise has broken every code in the girlfriend’s handbook by getting cozy with her bud’s soon-to-be ex. According to Star magazine, Heather “told Denise she was a traitor who had betrayed their friendship.” And the claws officially came out when Heather exclaimed, “I never want to see you again. You no longer exist to me. It's like you've died."

So, who’s going to win this squabble? My money’s on Denise; she’s had the practice fighting off Charlie Sheen.

charlie dresses the kids

Speaking of Charlie, let’s address his newest venture: designing a children’s clothing line. Who told him that this was a genius career-building idea? Naturally, certain allegations have started circulating, suggesting that this grown man's latest enterprise stems from a fondness for dressing little girls.

These allegations come straight from the woman who would know best: the star of today’s gossip column, Denise Richards. She claims that Sheen was visiting websites with "very young girls, who looked underage to me, with pigtails, braces, no pubic hair, performing oral sex with each other."

I’d hate to see the Charlie’s Kid Couture catalog.

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