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May 10, 2006

Sambora / Richards...Locklear? 31

Heather vs. Denise drama
Hollywood Wives
Heather vs. Denise drama

By Christa Ritchie
The Courier-Journal

Heather Locklear has a few words to say about former gal pal Denise Richards hooking up with her soon-to-be ex-hubby, Richie Sambora.

Locklear, 44, sarcastically told photographers that Richards is "my best friend" when she exited a Korean restaurant in Los Angeles recently with her man of the moment, actor David Spade, 41, People magazine reports.

It's a complete 360 for the actresses, who were attached at the hip as recently as New Year's Eve, when they were photographed walking arm-in-arm on the way to a party.

The Heather-Denise drama started when Richards, 35, who's in the middle of a nasty divorce battle with bad boy Charlie Sheen, 40, was snapped recently kissing Sambora at an L.A.-area cafe.

"Unfortunately our friendship had to dissolve, and I'm sad about that," Richards said of Locklear. "The last thing I would want to do is create a media frenzy like this."

Hollywood Wives

9 May 2006

AND so the Hollywood gene pool shrinks ever smaller.

We read that Denise Richards has run off with good friend Heather Locklear’s husband, Bon Jovi guitarist Richie Sambora.

Denise says she and Richie did not begin their romance until Heather had filed for divorce. “I’m allowed to fall in love with whoever I want,” a source hears Denise say. “Fate brought us together, and Richie is the man I want to grow old with.”

But what of Denise’s own husband, the waxy-faced Charlie Sheen? “Richie makes me feel like a proper woman,” says Denise, “Charlie was never able to do that.”

While Heather fumes – the article is headlined: “Heather tells Denise: YOU’RE DEAD TO ME!” - we turn the page and read of the acrimonious divorce between Charlie and Denise.

The Enquirer cites a source who hears Charlie scream at his estranged wife: “I hope you get breast cancer, and cancer of the face and die!”

We are also told of Charlie’s “passion for hookers”. And then there is Charlie’s “taste for ‘underage’ and gay porn”.

Indeed, all that’s left for Charlie to do is take a fancy to Heather, or Richie, and we have squared the relationship.

And then if their children can date one another, Hollywood may finally have a Royal Family to rival our own...

Posted by riesambo at May 10, 2006 06:59 AM