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Bon Voyage

21 Feb 2006

YOU know how it is. There you are minding your own business when up pops an email offering you a larger p4n1s and more Indonesian–farmed Viagra than you can shake any kind of stick at.

And what happens to us, happens to them, too. As the Enquirer says in “BETRYAL”, Heather Locklear was surprised and shocked when she inspected her husband’s inbox.

Heather saw an email meant for Heather’s husband, Bon Jovi guitarist Richie Sambora. Sent by Stephanie Heaton, the former assistant Heather and her husband shared, the email said: “Hi. Hope you like these.”

“These” were not the last word in screen savers but pictures of Stephanie.

A source explains. “You could see a lot! Apparently, she had even gone to the trouble of editing out some of her wrinkles and imperfections to make herself look more desirable.”

The pictures show Stephanie dressed in only fishnet stockings and boots. In another shot, the personal assistant wears a baby-doll nightie and strikes a provocative pose.

Resisting the urge to forward the message to the entire world, or print them out and send them to Stephanie’s mum and dad, Heather simply blew her own top.

Heather accused her husband of cheating. He, apparently, replied “I was as surprised to see them as you”. Heather duly fired papers to end the marriage.

“She told Richie that is she wanted a cheating rock star husband, she’d have stayed married to Tommy Lee.”

Ah, Tommy Lee, the man Heather divorced in 1993. The man who has appeared in a million inboxes...