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February 10, 2006

Sambora / Locklear 22

Here's another dire warning from the surgeon general: Sexy e-mails can imperil a marriage.

Latest Internet case is the union of Richie Sambora and Heather Locklear, which went from troubled to divorce court in a flash when, report People and the Star, the foxy Locklear discovered an explicit missive to her hubby from his former assistant, Stephanie Heaton.

Heather signed on the split papers' dotted line, much to the shock of Sambora, who found out from an interviewer and exclaimed, "It's completely untrue!"

Would that it be, Mr. Bon Jovi Guitar Plucker, but a Locklear pal related, "Heather couldn't believe what she was seeing. It completely blew their marriage out of the water."

The explicit e-mails included shots of Heaton in heat, despite wearing nothing but fishnets and boots.

This is not, suffice it to say, another science experiment.
The Associated Press reports that Seattle's Bill Nye, "The Science Guy," has married Blair Tindall, the author of "Mozart in the Jungle." It is the first marriage for the PBS bow-tie man and the former concert oboist.

Celebs figured in the ceremony, with the Rev. Rick ("The Purpose-Driven Life") Warren presiding, and all-world cellist Yo-Yo Ma performing the "Wedding March" by Richard ("Valkyries, Valkyras") Wagner.

Even celebs get prego cravin's.
London's Sun tab reports that a recent Brit pub lunch shared by Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie included the with-child one chowing down on four bowls of toffee pudding, plus rhubarb crumble. The luscious mamma-to-be is said to have secured recipes for both treats as well as for Treacle Tart and Spotted Dick (weren't those the characters that she and Brad played in "Mr. & Mrs. Smith?").

Mentioned by the Sun, but news too: Angelina is believed to be carrying twins. No wonder only four servings of pudding would suffice.

-- P-I reporter J.D. Marshall

Posted by riesambo at February 10, 2006 03:46 PM